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I have a friend who lives really close to my house. I like him a lot, but he's got some really weird habits.



He demands that I take him out to dinner pretty frequently—once or twice a week, it feels like. He likes to go to this one place that serves really, really greasy food. Like, I can't even eat it, it's that bad. He eats a hell of a lot, too; the food is actually pretty cheap, but the bill usually comes out to around $30! No wonder he weighs over 300 pounds.



He spends a lot of time outside, even in freezing cold weather; he doesn't seem to mind the cold at all. He really enjoys running, and he's surprisingly fast for such a big guy! He could easily outrun me any day of the week.



He only takes a shower with soap about once a week, if that. Disgusting, right?



But all in all, he's a really good friend, and I wouldn't give him up for ten thousand dollars.



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    I have a friend who lives really close to my house. I like him a lot, but he's got some really weird habits.



    He demands that I take him out to dinner pretty frequently—once or twice a week, it feels like. He likes to go to this one place that serves really, really greasy food. Like, I can't even eat it, it's that bad. He eats a hell of a lot, too; the food is actually pretty cheap, but the bill usually comes out to around $30! No wonder he weighs over 300 pounds.



    He spends a lot of time outside, even in freezing cold weather; he doesn't seem to mind the cold at all. He really enjoys running, and he's surprisingly fast for such a big guy! He could easily outrun me any day of the week.



    He only takes a shower with soap about once a week, if that. Disgusting, right?



    But all in all, he's a really good friend, and I wouldn't give him up for ten thousand dollars.



    Who is he?










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      I have a friend who lives really close to my house. I like him a lot, but he's got some really weird habits.



      He demands that I take him out to dinner pretty frequently—once or twice a week, it feels like. He likes to go to this one place that serves really, really greasy food. Like, I can't even eat it, it's that bad. He eats a hell of a lot, too; the food is actually pretty cheap, but the bill usually comes out to around $30! No wonder he weighs over 300 pounds.



      He spends a lot of time outside, even in freezing cold weather; he doesn't seem to mind the cold at all. He really enjoys running, and he's surprisingly fast for such a big guy! He could easily outrun me any day of the week.



      He only takes a shower with soap about once a week, if that. Disgusting, right?



      But all in all, he's a really good friend, and I wouldn't give him up for ten thousand dollars.



      Who is he?










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      I have a friend who lives really close to my house. I like him a lot, but he's got some really weird habits.



      He demands that I take him out to dinner pretty frequently—once or twice a week, it feels like. He likes to go to this one place that serves really, really greasy food. Like, I can't even eat it, it's that bad. He eats a hell of a lot, too; the food is actually pretty cheap, but the bill usually comes out to around $30! No wonder he weighs over 300 pounds.



      He spends a lot of time outside, even in freezing cold weather; he doesn't seem to mind the cold at all. He really enjoys running, and he's surprisingly fast for such a big guy! He could easily outrun me any day of the week.



      He only takes a shower with soap about once a week, if that. Disgusting, right?



      But all in all, he's a really good friend, and I wouldn't give him up for ten thousand dollars.



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