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It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!



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    It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!



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      It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!



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      It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!



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          Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?



          A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.



          Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?



          A: That wasn't in the training data!






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            I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
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          Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :



          https://xkcd.com/1838/



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          A: What is machine learning sir?
          B: It is not machine learning! It is machine burning, man.





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            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?



            A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.



            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?



            A: That wasn't in the training data!






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              I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
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            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?



            A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.



            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?



            A: That wasn't in the training data!






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              I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
              – Jérémy Blain
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            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?



            A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.



            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?



            A: That wasn't in the training data!






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            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?



            A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.



            Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?



            A: That wasn't in the training data!







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              I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
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              I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
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            I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
            – Jérémy Blain
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            I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
            – Jérémy Blain
            10 hours ago










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            Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :



            https://xkcd.com/1838/



            image from xkcd






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            • Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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            Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :



            https://xkcd.com/1838/



            image from xkcd






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            • Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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            Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :



            https://xkcd.com/1838/



            image from xkcd






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            Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :



            https://xkcd.com/1838/



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            • Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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            Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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            Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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            A: What is machine learning sir?
            B: It is not machine learning! It is machine burning, man.





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            by Davide Mazzini






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              A: What is machine learning sir?
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                B: It is not machine learning! It is machine burning, man.





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