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It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!
Happy Christmas!
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It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!
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It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!
Happy Christmas!
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It has been customary for the users of different communities to quote funny things about there fields. It is almost Christmas and after a long journey, it may be fun to share your funny things about Machine Learning, Deep Learning, Data Science and the things that you everyday face!
Happy Christmas!
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machine-learning neural-network deep-learning humor
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Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.
Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?
A: That wasn't in the training data!
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
– Jérémy Blain
10 hours ago
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Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :

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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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A: What is machine learning sir?
B: It is not machine learning! It is machine burning, man.

by Davide Mazzini
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Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.
Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?
A: That wasn't in the training data!
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
– Jérémy Blain
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Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.
Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?
A: That wasn't in the training data!
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
– Jérémy Blain
10 hours ago
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Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.
Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?
A: That wasn't in the training data!
Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they require a million light bulbs to train properly.
Q: How many machine learning specialists does it take to change a fluorescent light bulb?
A: That wasn't in the training data!
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
– Jérémy Blain
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I usually find light bulb jokes boring, but this one is cool :D
– Jérémy Blain
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Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :

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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
– val
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Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :

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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
– val
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Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :

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Neural Network are not black boxes. They are a big pile of linear algebra :

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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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Ah, yes, there is xkcd about everything!
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A: What is machine learning sir?
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by Davide Mazzini
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